diff --git a/Console.tscn b/Console.tscn
index ebafc55..96cb19c 100644
--- a/Console.tscn
+++ b/Console.tscn
@@ -1,9 +1,9 @@
 [gd_scene load_steps=10 format=3 uid="uid://btyi16dkvbly1"]
 
 [ext_resource type="Script" path="res://src/console.gd" id="1_viv5y"]
-[ext_resource type="FontFile" uid="uid://fd61n825la2g" path="res://assets/fonts/FiraCode/Regular.ttf" id="2_ebuk0"]
-[ext_resource type="FontFile" uid="uid://cqa0ee5go1p00" path="res://assets/fonts/FiraCode/Bold.ttf" id="3_102to"]
-[ext_resource type="FontFile" uid="uid://ddjvx4n721qha" path="res://assets/fonts/FiraCode/Medium.ttf" id="4_jqfsc"]
+[ext_resource type="FontFile" uid="uid://b325yyejgxcyt" path="res://assets/fonts/FiraCode/Regular.ttf" id="2_ebuk0"]
+[ext_resource type="FontFile" uid="uid://bbo5ifp3raaog" path="res://assets/fonts/FiraCode/Bold.ttf" id="3_102to"]
+[ext_resource type="FontFile" uid="uid://yvdh4nvjqmbk" path="res://assets/fonts/FiraCode/Medium.ttf" id="4_jqfsc"]
 
 [sub_resource type="StyleBoxEmpty" id="StyleBoxEmpty_u40jo"]
 
diff --git a/project.godot b/project.godot
index 9e7ce45..808da6a 100644
--- a/project.godot
+++ b/project.godot
@@ -86,4 +86,4 @@ editor_switchres={
 
 [rendering]
 
-renderer/rendering_method="mobile"
+renderer/rendering_method="gl_compatibility"
diff --git a/src/ui/welcome.gd b/src/ui/welcome.gd
index ff340eb..aad28cd 100644
--- a/src/ui/welcome.gd
+++ b/src/ui/welcome.gd
@@ -60,10 +60,6 @@ func get_stylebox_blur(resolution_: Vector2i) -> StyleBoxFlat:
 	stylebox.corner_radius_bottom_right = resolution_.x/30
 	return stylebox
 
-func update_splash() -> void:
-	logger.diag("Updating splash text")
-	get_node("Wallpaper/Welcome/Splash").text = "[center]" + ["The first native code-based presentation viewer.", "Presenting your presentations since 2023", "Made using Godot", "nice", "[b]your mom[/b]", "Also try LibreOffice!", "... exists.", "making unprofessional presentations"].pick_random() + "[/center]"
-
 func open_presentation_picker() -> void:
 	logger.info("Opening presentation")
 	var fd: FileDialog = FileDialog.new()
@@ -111,3 +107,33 @@ func open_presentation(path: String) -> void:
 	get_tree().root.add_child(preader.get_entrypoint())
 	# Uninitialize UI Engine
 	ui_engine.uninitialize()
+
+func update_splash() -> void:
+	logger.diag("Updating splash text")
+	get_node("Wallpaper/Welcome/Splash").text = "[center]" + [
+		"The first native code-based presentation viewer.",			# Tagline
+		"Presenting your presentations since 2023!",				# Inspired by LulzSec's "Laughing at your security since 2011!"
+		"Made using Godot",											# FACT
+		"nice",														# nice :)
+		"[b]your mom[/b]",											# idk why i put this in
+		"Also try LibreOffice!",									# Inspired by Minecraft's "Also play Terraria" and Terraria's "Also play Minecraft"
+		"... exists.",												# We finished the sentence.
+		"making unprofessional presentations",						# Indicating that Presencode shouldn't be used for professional presentations
+		"hates you!",												# why not lol
+		"tysm <3",													# thank you for using
+		"I'd like to interject for a moment...",					# Linux interjection
+		"cock",														# no comment.
+		"sus ඞ",													# Among Us reference
+		"Crashing in 3... 2... 1...",								# Crashing
+		"Not by StarOpenSource!",									# This software doesn't have any involvement with the StarOpenSource Project
+		"Extra spicy!",												# Where did I leave my chilli?
+		"--- Debugging process stopped ---",						# Godot message after stopping a debug build
+		"/effect @s 16 99999 255 true",								# Infinite (or rather, veeeery long) night vision command for Minecraft 1.12.2
+		"This text was inspired by Minecraft",						# It is!
+		"In this update we made the app much better for you.",		# Parody of mobile game/application developers simply putting "We made the app better for you" into their changelog without mentioning any of the changes they've made.
+		"NVIDIA fuck you",											# Reference to Linus Torvalds
+		"100% open source",											# FACT
+		"is made by idiots.",										# if you're working on Presencode or using it you're probably not the smartest person on earth
+		"'s icons were made with figlet",							# FACT
+		"https://billgates.sex is real"								# Reference to MattKC
+	].pick_random() + "[/center]"
diff --git a/ui/Welcome.tscn b/ui/Welcome.tscn
index 986536a..bc90bdf 100644
--- a/ui/Welcome.tscn
+++ b/ui/Welcome.tscn
@@ -1,8 +1,8 @@
 [gd_scene load_steps=6 format=3 uid="uid://b8byh8tp1kc6b"]
 
-[ext_resource type="Texture2D" uid="uid://s10lveujhhqs" path="res://assets/images/Wallpaper.png" id="1_3cfcw"]
+[ext_resource type="Texture2D" uid="uid://cj1twbwvogrn0" path="res://assets/images/Wallpaper.png" id="1_3cfcw"]
 [ext_resource type="Script" path="res://src/ui/welcome.gd" id="1_rowat"]
-[ext_resource type="Texture2D" uid="uid://41uwq5qahj23" path="res://assets/images/IconTextInverted.png" id="2_2w5c0"]
+[ext_resource type="Texture2D" uid="uid://b3n83ee4723bw" path="res://assets/images/IconTextInverted.png" id="2_2w5c0"]
 
 [sub_resource type="StyleBoxFlat" id="StyleBoxFlat_0l23a"]
 bg_color = Color(0, 0, 0, 0.705882)